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My name is Halle (pronounced Hal-lee). I'm an 18 year old college sophomore from america. This blog consists of whatever amuses me.

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during a quidditch game the Ravenclaw announcer narrates “and the seeker’s taking a dive, he’s turning down, can he-” before a muggleborn darts in and yells “TURN DOWN FOR WHAT” into the mic and every muggleborn in the entire arena loses their minds

"oh an excellent-" another muggleborn grabs the mic and yells "SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOT SHOT SHOTS! EVERYBODY!!" and there is no hope of recovering the crowd of dancing muggleborns after that

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at a horror movie
bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be
Me: I'll stop reading and go to bed now
Book: No.
Me: Yes master.
Posted: 13 hours ago with 3,361 notes REBLOG

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Pass that milk on over fuckboy I gotta get my calcium up


Pass that milk on over fuckboy I gotta get my calcium up

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I highly recommend you follow the person I reblogged this from.

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Important reminder: Everyone on the internet is a real person.

Go read this. It’s really important.

Be kind to one another.

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